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2002-10-06 06:06Tosh Cooey [idm] The truth about laptop shows...
├─ 2002-10-06 14:09Mxyzptlk Re: [idm] The truth about laptop shows...
└─ 2002-10-06 17:01Kent williams Re: [idm] The truth about laptop shows...
└─ 2002-10-06 20:35William Samuels Re: [idm] The truth about laptop shows...
├─ 2002-10-06 19:40atomly Re: [idm] The truth about laptop shows...
│ └─ 2002-10-06 23:11Mxyzptlk Re: [idm] The truth about laptop shows...
└─ 2002-10-06 23:00Kent williams Re: [idm] The truth about laptop shows...
└─ 2002-10-06 23:54William Samuels Re: [idm] The truth about Lapdance shows...
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2002-10-06 06:06Tosh CooeySure maybe it's flame bait, but at least it's honest flame bait. I've had this in me for a
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Sure maybe it's flame bait, but at least it's honest flame bait. I've had this in me for about two months now. Do you ever wonder why a laptop show is boring? I know many of you do because I've seen the posts to prove it. I know why a laptop show is boring. It's because the f**king music the artist is playing is boring. That's right. It doesn't matter how intelligent you think you are or how intelligent you think the artist is, or what they are trying to "achieve" with their boringness, the fact is that their music sucks. It's true, otherwise nobody would be complaining that it's boring. It's like the story "The Emperor's New Clothes." All it takes is one little girl to say "it's boring" and everyone knows the truth. Sure some people will try to delude themselves because their whole personal identity is wrapped up in thinking that because they like boring music they are somehow special. Ignore them. Why do I know this? Why do I speak with such god-given authority? Because two months ago I was outside in Cologne at a party on the beach (kinda) and The Modernist was playing. And do you know what? He was the most boring d*nm performer I have ever seen. He just stood there the entire time in front of his laptop doing something, maybe looking at porn (I know that's what *I* would be doing) for all I know. How boring can that be!?!?!?! But holy heaven/hell damn me if it wasn't the most energetic and amazing set of music I (and a thousand or so others) have heard in ages.... dance dance dance rock rock rock pumpin'..... So if The Modernist just sits around and is boring and other laptop artists sit around and are boring, yet nobody complains about The Modernist then the logical conclusion is that all the people that I am too stupid to understand properly are boring. QED. Tosh -- Twelve Hundred Group http://www.1200group.com/ --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org
2002-10-06 14:09MxyzptlkAt 01:06 AM 10/6/2002, Tosh Cooey wrote: >Sure maybe it's flame bait, but at least it's ho
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At 01:06 AM 10/6/2002, Tosh Cooey wrote:
quoted 1 line Sure maybe it's flame bait, but at least it's honest flame bait.>Sure maybe it's flame bait, but at least it's honest flame bait.
Well, sincerity has never been much of test for truthfulness, has it?
quoted 17 lines I've had this in me for about two months now.>I've had this in me for about two months now. > >Do you ever wonder why a laptop show is boring? I know many of you do >because I've seen the posts to prove it. > >I know why a laptop show is boring. > >It's because the f**king music the artist is playing is boring. > >That's right. It doesn't matter how intelligent you think you are or >how intelligent you think the artist is, or what they are trying to >"achieve" with their boringness, the fact is that their music sucks. > >It's true, otherwise nobody would be complaining that it's boring. > >It's like the story "The Emperor's New Clothes." All it takes is one >little girl to say "it's boring" and everyone knows the truth....
I think you make a valid point - at least form your perspective. The philosophical difference between "valid" and "sound" might be helpful here. Your interpretation is possible from your observations, but not necessarily even probable. And although I realize you are trolling with this, it obviously is something about which you feel strongly . The first thing I would say in response is that your criticism seems too wide on several fronts. From the bulk of your post, it looks like you are critiquing a laptop performance instead of the music, but you go on to indict the music itself. Personally, I would be quite amazed if you can tell the difference between what is laptop and non-laptop unless you were watching the performance. And since a laptop is only a type of computer, I don't think you intend to lump all computer-made music into the category of 'music which sucks' (yes, I realize that "laptop" has become a genre of sorts, but if you think about it, how much of what you call electronic music COULDN'T be performed on laptops? Not much). Second, the notion that someone is complaining about the music being proof that it's boring is awfully weak. People complain about most anything. Maybe they think they are "extra special" because they are elite enough to reject whatever people around them are enjoying. Let's reverse the argument. I have read many posts from people who say they enjoy laptop music AND performances; in fact, many more of them than ones of this nature, therefore it's not boring and everyone knows the truth. It doesn't matter how "extra intelligent" the complainer thinks he/she is by rejecting the norm at these shows. Of course, the real issue under all of this is the tension between objectivity and subjectivity in aesthetic judgements. And although I am somewhat facetiously taking what you probably meant to be half serious in serious fashion, I would seriously point back to this link as a valid discussion beginner (which I think I posted to IDM yesterday) http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1368630 I like that you made the point that you made, but I think that in order to be taken seriously it needs to be tempered. SOME laptop performances and musics are indeed boring - especially if you judge them based on criteria which applies to more 'traditional' forms of live entertainment. Do we evaluate them in some teleological fashion (i.e., according to some special "purpose" which applies to IDM related music)? Do we evaluate them based on how they "move us" inwardly? If one can dance or chin stroke in some particular ratio? Or if the music drones sufficiently for some trance-like inducement? For me, music is about moods - it all changes according to where I'm at when I listen. I saw Tejada do a laptop set which one might be hard pressed to call "boring" (but I don't know - you might call it so). I think it's important to see that music and performance has more than one function and application, and that's not even taking into consideration the artists' end of the spectrum. I'm not arguing that there are no possible aesthetic judgments which aren't altogether subjective, I'm just saying that the one which you made above is indeed. And, of course, having read your posts for many years and knowing you're no dummy, I realize that was intentional. I'm just in the middle of my Sunday morning caffeine influx and this grabbed my eye, so instead of posting an URL to another ebay auction, I did this. :-) jeff ps I recall having to shift my perspective when I saw Kraftwerk the first time decades ago. I know it's not an apt analogy with where you're coming from, but it just came to mind. Many of the people who loved the records had a hard time with the shows. It *was* quite a radical shift for the time period. I didn't think it was boring then, either. --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org
2002-10-06 17:01Kent williamsI think that it's really odd that people are so impressed by someone grimacing and thrashi
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I think that it's really odd that people are so impressed by someone grimacing and thrashing about on stage. How many rock bands make up for wack material with showmanship? Another case in point of the phenomenon you're describing is Fred Giannelli. Fred is very absorbed in what he's doing during his set -- when he played in Iowa City a while back, we had a video camera on him and monitors around the venue, and the video pics of him might as well have been a still photo. Yet it was an amazing set for which 200 people went off their nuts. The proof is in the music. If you want a show go see Dave Matthews. On Sun, 6 Oct 2002, Tosh Cooey wrote:
quoted 10 lines Because two months ago I was outside in Cologne at a party on the beach> > Because two months ago I was outside in Cologne at a party on the beach > (kinda) and The Modernist was playing. And do you know what? He was > the most boring d*nm performer I have ever seen. He just stood there > the entire time in front of his laptop doing something, maybe looking at > porn (I know that's what *I* would be doing) for all I know. How boring > can that be!?!?!?! But holy heaven/hell damn me if it wasn't the most > energetic and amazing set of music I (and a thousand or so others) have > heard in ages.... dance dance dance rock rock rock pumpin'..... >
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2002-10-06 20:35William Samuels--- Kent williams <kent@avalon.net> wrote: > I think that it's really odd that people are
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--- Kent williams <kent@avalon.net> wrote:
quoted 5 lines I think that it's really odd that people are so> I think that it's really odd that people are so > impressed by someone > grimacing and thrashing about on stage. How many > rock bands make up for > wack material with showmanship?
Yeah I know. Why on earth would someone want to see artists actually perform on instruments and possibly do some improvisation. Now that's wack. I think seeing someone play an mp3 from their iTunes is much more interesting!! I'm frankly puzzled why the jazz scene hasn't switched over to a laptop. The band could even take turns clicking the mouse. When the jazz drummer wants to do his solo he could walk over and click the mouse, same with the guy that use to play stand up bass. I think this might re-vitalise jazz. __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Faith Hill - Exclusive Performances, Videos & More http://faith.yahoo.com --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org
2002-10-06 19:40atomly[William Samuels <w_technoir@yahoo.com>] > Yeah I know. Why on earth would someone want to
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[William Samuels <w_technoir@yahoo.com>]
quoted 3 lines Yeah I know. Why on earth would someone want to see artists actually> Yeah I know. Why on earth would someone want to see artists actually > perform on instruments and possibly do some improvisation. Now that's > wack.
Yea, because Kent was talking about improvising- that's why he said "showmanship." Don't twist people's words and then act like a condescending dick to them.
quoted 6 lines I think seeing someone play an mp3 from their iTunes is much more> I think seeing someone play an mp3 from their iTunes is much more > interesting!! I'm frankly puzzled why the jazz scene hasn't switched > over to a laptop. The band could even take turns clicking the mouse. > When the jazz drummer wants to do his solo he could walk over and > click the mouse, same with the guy that use to play stand up bass. I > think this might re-vitalise jazz.
You're apparently not very into jazz, because I've seen several jazz groups play with a laptop. -- :: atomly :: [ atomly@atomly.com : www.atomly.com ... [ atomiq records : po box 805319 chicago il 60680 : 877.741.3571 ... --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org
2002-10-06 23:11Mxyzptlk> >You're apparently not very into jazz, because I've seen several jazz >groups play with
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quoted 3 lines You're apparently not very into jazz, because I've seen several jazz> >You're apparently not very into jazz, because I've seen several jazz >groups play with a laptop.
Actually, one of the most interesting laptop sets I've seen this year was Andrew Peklar - an amazing cross of jazz and IDM which really works. He didn't do any air guitar or "rock" moves, though. :-) jeff --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org
2002-10-06 23:00Kent williamsOn Sun, 6 Oct 2002, William Samuels wrote: > --- Kent williams <kent@avalon.net> wrote: >
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On Sun, 6 Oct 2002, William Samuels wrote:
quoted 11 lines --- Kent williams <kent@avalon.net> wrote:> --- Kent williams <kent@avalon.net> wrote: > > I think that it's really odd that people are so > > impressed by someone > > grimacing and thrashing about on stage. How many > > rock bands make up for > > wack material with showmanship? > > Yeah I know. Why on earth would someone want to see > artists actually perform on instruments and possibly > do some improvisation. Now that's wack. >
Points for irony, but I think you're not addressing the issue I raised. Most Rock concerts are not particularly spontaneous; they're a collection of guys playing stuff they've rote memorized. Yet they thrash their carefully coiffed dread locks and grimace like they're passing a stone. That might provide some visual stimulation to an audience that a guy clicking a mouse doesn't provide, but does it really impart any validity to their music? --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org
2002-10-06 23:54William Samuels< Points for irony, but I think you're not addressing the issue I raised. Most Rock concer
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< Points for irony, but I think you're not addressing the issue I raised. Most Rock concerts are not particularly spontaneous; they're a collection of guys playing stuff they've rote memorized. > "Most" rock concerts, might not be spontaneous, but that doesn't mean there aren't a fair number of artists that do improvise and experiment. Jazz artists often do. I think the reason Radiohead did those Spain and Portugal shows was to test out some new material and experiment. Would I rather see a Radiohead as a live band or if they toured just using a laptop? I would prefer the band regardless if they were well coiffed or not. Would I go see a band a few times in a short period of time...maybe. Would I go see a laptop guy more than once in a short period definitely not. The band might vary their shows (playing harder or spacier, etc. etc.), the laptop guy less likely. < Yet they thrash their carefully coiffed dread locks and grimace like they're passing a stone. > Nice stereotypes. I'm sorry when I think of seeing bands I'm thinking more along the lines Fridge, Mogwai, etc. <That might provide some visual stimulation to an audience that a guy clicking a mouse doesn't provide, but does it really impart any validity to their music?> The mere grimace and dread locks would have zero effect over me. The energy of the band, variations from the original studio tunes, and intensity of the soundsystem might sway me more. __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Faith Hill - Exclusive Performances, Videos & More http://faith.yahoo.com --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org